So take ye up a mug o' rum and tell a few o' me favorite pirate jokes!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?Yarr! Me sides be nearly split from laughing. Best to follow on with a somber sea shanty.
Arrrrrr!
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A buck an ear!
What did the pirate get on the test?
A high sea!
What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
Arrrrrrrrmani!
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?
Because booty is only shin deep!
Why didn't the pirate take a shower before walking the plank?
He knew he would wash up on the shore later anyway!
When is a pirate like a bird?
When he's a-robbin'!
What did the pirate say at the golf course?
I may tee.
Why was the pirate scared of the circle?
S'currrrvey!
Hoist The Colors
(From "Pirates of The Caribbean 3 : At World's End")
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!
The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
That be all, me buckos! Thar be all the booty ye need to sail forth in the spirit of the pirates, colors flying high and screaming defiance at the bilge-sucking scurvy land-lubbers who know not of Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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